Mic check. Check one. Check two.
A long time ago, in a childhood far, far away, there was a time when I played football.
Back in the 80s, I was on a college football field many a Saturday afternoons come autumn.
Now in the 21st century, I’m here to tell the world: College Football Players: Lighten Up on Your Gay Teammates!
And while I’m at it: NFL Players: Tear Down This Wall!
—President Barack Obama, May, 2011
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